my ass is broken!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by idrinkbeer, Jan 12, 2014.



  1. also had this complete with camera into my kidney.....the good news was I was put under......the bad news was my kidney went into rather painful spasm . aghhhhh.
     
  2. You are right there.I have had 2 up the bum and 1 down the throat,ooh err missus,and the one down the throat was particularly unpleasant.I had opted for the sedation but was asked if I would like some numbing throat spray as well-it was the vilest tasting thing I have ever had.
    I had to chuckle when I had my second colonoscopy when the surgeon asked me to sign the consent form so he could 'go up my bum'.
    Makes things a lot easier when the medical staff lighten the situation a bit.
     
  3. A lot of us Ducati owners are a bit like our bikes-high maintenance with regular servicing to keep us going.:upyeah:
     
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  4. Given your 'name" mr Idrinkbeer, perhaps you should consider changing to a different beverage....if that's the effect it's having.

    What is the name of the brew that is doing the damage . Just so we can avoid it...

    :biggrin:
     
  5. ^^ Must be worse if you have piles!!!!!!
     


  6. beer ok. the tests were more to rule out causes . iv got the ok from that side of things .
     
  7. Always nice when you get the ok.
     
  8. yeh i had the pipe down the gob under local not to pleasant, up shot the surgeon ended up renting a bay in my workshop for a year to restore his land rover. cool guy he is only happy when he is fixing stuff.
     
  9. We have to have the clearances in our colons - both vertical and horizontal - checked regularly, especially if we have quite a few miles on the clock. When mine was looked at fortunately I did not need re-shimming this time, although I did get a lube change. The red ones are quicker than the yellow, they say.
     
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  10. I reckon it is .... I never want to drink clean prep again !!!!
    Tastes vile thought it wasn't working omfg !! ... The world falls out of your arse.
     
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  11. my ass is ok now :upyeah:
     
  12. I have never had to have any of these procedures but if i do i hope the doctors remember to take all their rings and watches off.
     
  13. Not a problem as they have rubber gloves on right up to their elbows!
     
  14. Man walks into a doctor's, Says to the Doc " I have a problem, I got raped by an elephant" Doctor says " Bend over the desk, Let me have a look", So down comes the man's trousers and over the desk he bends, after a little poking around, Doctor says " what exactly happened, A Elephants penis is only 5 inches round, and your asshole is about a foot wide" !!



    The man quickly replies " well he fuckin fingered me 1st" !!



    I thought this was quite appropriate lol!!
     


  15. corrected
     
  16. I have my neck operated on and my arse hurts ... That's scary
     
  17. That's nothing, I went to have my wisdom teeth out and my legs stopped working:eek:
     
  18. Piles of what ?
    And I have had the opposite .... an end illiostomy ... completely disconnected arse and a bag to shit in . Only had it 8 months but that was enough....... well I did have some fun , you can " save " your farts until the most advantageous moment ( but you gotta be careful as this can backfire ! ) , and whilst in a shop ... try to look like a shoplifter until some one asks you whats under your T -shirt and you reply " a bag of shit " and lift your shirt ..... he he he
     
  19. What the hell fig?
     
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