also had this complete with camera into my kidney.....the good news was I was put under......the bad news was my kidney went into rather painful spasm . aghhhhh.
You are right there.I have had 2 up the bum and 1 down the throat,ooh err missus,and the one down the throat was particularly unpleasant.I had opted for the sedation but was asked if I would like some numbing throat spray as well-it was the vilest tasting thing I have ever had. I had to chuckle when I had my second colonoscopy when the surgeon asked me to sign the consent form so he could 'go up my bum'. Makes things a lot easier when the medical staff lighten the situation a bit.
A lot of us Ducati owners are a bit like our bikes-high maintenance with regular servicing to keep us going.
Given your 'name" mr Idrinkbeer, perhaps you should consider changing to a different beverage....if that's the effect it's having. What is the name of the brew that is doing the damage . Just so we can avoid it... :biggrin:
yeh i had the pipe down the gob under local not to pleasant, up shot the surgeon ended up renting a bay in my workshop for a year to restore his land rover. cool guy he is only happy when he is fixing stuff.
We have to have the clearances in our colons - both vertical and horizontal - checked regularly, especially if we have quite a few miles on the clock. When mine was looked at fortunately I did not need re-shimming this time, although I did get a lube change. The red ones are quicker than the yellow, they say.
I reckon it is .... I never want to drink clean prep again !!!! Tastes vile thought it wasn't working omfg !! ... The world falls out of your arse.
idrinkbeer - suggest you stay off the sugar free Haribo gummi bears for a while. See He11cat's other thread: http://ducatiforum.co.uk/f18/gummy-bears-beware-eating-them-funny-reviews-18922/
I have never had to have any of these procedures but if i do i hope the doctors remember to take all their rings and watches off.
Man walks into a doctor's, Says to the Doc " I have a problem, I got raped by an elephant" Doctor says " Bend over the desk, Let me have a look", So down comes the man's trousers and over the desk he bends, after a little poking around, Doctor says " what exactly happened, A Elephants penis is only 5 inches round, and your asshole is about a foot wide" !! The man quickly replies " well he fuckin fingered me 1st" !! I thought this was quite appropriate lol!!
Piles of what ? And I have had the opposite .... an end illiostomy ... completely disconnected arse and a bag to shit in . Only had it 8 months but that was enough....... well I did have some fun , you can " save " your farts until the most advantageous moment ( but you gotta be careful as this can backfire ! ) , and whilst in a shop ... try to look like a shoplifter until some one asks you whats under your T -shirt and you reply " a bag of shit " and lift your shirt ..... he he he
