LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE... Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table Ar U Wun Tu - A gay liberation greeting Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift Dum Gai - A stupid person Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host Kum Hia - Approach me Lao Zi - Not very good Lin Ching - An illegal execution Moon Lan Ding - Achievement of the American space program Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs Shai Gai - A bashful person Tai Ne Bae - Be A premature infant Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B. Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity? Wai U Shao Ting - There is no reason to raise your voice Si-Ling Fan - A device to keep you cool Sum Dum Fuk - Irritating drivers
My understanding is that they're fish. They have gills - there have been articles written regarding pain caused when fishing hooks embed in the gill arch. Agree that Dolphins are mammals though. Sailfish are two species of fish in the genus Istiophorus, living in warmer sections of all the oceans of the world. They are predominately blue to grey in color and have a characteristic erectile dorsal fin known as a sail, which often stretches the entire length of the back. Another notable characteristic is the elongated bill, resembling that of the swordfish and other marlins. They are therefore described as billfish in sport fishing circles.
A Man called 999 and said, "I think my wife is dead" The operator said, ”How do you know?” The man said, "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!”
The dolphin fish is a fish. Dolphins of the Odontoceti sub-order are mammals. Royum was referring to the reference made earlier to a pun on the dolphin name, not the sailfish pun. I'm the daddy pedant here :biggrin: ps Oarfish are made out of oars :smile:
David Cameron falls into a coma and awakes 3 years later. His advisors explain he has been in a coma for 3 years, and George Osborne took over. Cameron asks how Osborne is doing, and his advisors say, ok but inflation is a bit high. Cameron says, "Well I remember stamps were 60p, how much do they cost now?" His advisor says, "5000 yen."
Sharon and Tracey are walking through the Bluewater shopping centre when they are approached by a saleswoman. "Try some of this new French Perfume, ladies?" she asks Tracey steps up and takes a sniff, looks at the bottle and comments "Veeyenz a Moy? Whassat mean? "It's Viens a Moi, it's french, it means come to me" explains the sales woman Tracey looks confused for a moment then turns to her friend and says "Come to me? Here Sharon, it don't smell like Come to me, does it smell like Come to you?"
A man goes to heaven and St. Peter shows him around? They go past one room and the man asks, "Who are all those people in there?" "They are the Methodists," says St. Peter. They pass another room and the man asks the same question. "Oh, they are the Anglicans," says St. Peter. As they're approaching the next room St Peter says "Take your shoes off and tip-toe by as quietly as you can." "Why, who's in there?" asks the man. "The Catholics," replies St. Peter, "And they think that they're the only ones up here."
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunk fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to climb out of it, but it is too deep and the rain has turned the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there. A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He, too, falls into that open grave and tries to climb out but the mud is too slippery. The first drunk is still sitting there and watches as the other drunk tries but fails to get out. The first drunk stands up, taps the second drunk on the shoulder and tells him, "You'll never get out!". He did.
In light of the Olympics badminton fiasco, the Somali team have just issued an unreserved apology. They didnt realise that the sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Now the Brazillian hurdlers are in London, they are being extremely careful in light of what happened last time one of their countrymen jumped a barrier!
My racing snail Nigel is getting very slow these days so I took his shell off to make him more streamlined, all its done is make him more sluggish!
I went horse racing with the other half yesterday when a chap came up to us and said to my wife, "do you want the winner of the next race? " She replied, no thanks we only have a small garden"!
Because of his remarkable talent, Ronaldo has been selected for the Portuguese Olympics team. The only thing they have to decide now is wether he goes on the 5m or 10m Board.