So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. Paid HMRC a shit load of money, was thinking of changing the car!
     
    #17421 Carr01, Jan 27, 2015
  2. Dragged myself to the pool.
    If I was fitter, I'd be better at this swimming thing, but then the swimming is supposed to make me fitter, so fair enough.
    When I got out, I counted the amount of crawl strokes that people were doing to swim a length. Then I got back in and counted my own. Not as good as the real swimmers, but better than many. I found that heartening, as the fewer the strokes, the better your technique. Mine might be not quite as rubbish as I thought. So I'm just unfit, then. Quelle surprise.
     
    #17422 gliddofglood, Jan 27, 2015
  3. I renewed my car insurance today using comparethemarket.com.

    As I was about to log off, a banner came up saying, "Would you also like a quote to insure your pet?"

    I thought to myself, why would I do that when our dog can't drive?

    Morons.
     
    #17423 wroughtironron, Jan 27, 2015
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  4. Put some new mirrors on the bike. Fired it up, blipped the throttle and blew the paint off the garage door.
     
    #17424 Gimlet, Jan 27, 2015
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  5. I was trying to chat up a woman in a noisy singles club last night and I shouted to her:

    "So, what films do you like?"

    "Porn films." she replied.

    "Really? That's unusual for a woman. I'll tell you something, I'm obsessed with them - I must have seen thousands. I can sit and watch them all day long"

    She said "I think you'll find they only made three, but I love Matt Damon"
     
    #17425 wroughtironron, Jan 27, 2015
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  6. Really so what did you buy LOL
     
    #17426 Cupid Stunt, Jan 27, 2015
  7. Took the IAM hack to Bobs Tyres in Stevenage and had a new rear fitted.
    ..there is nothing like the warm,comforting,reassurance one gets from riding on a new tyre.....mmmmmmmmm lurvely....:Happy:
     
    #17427 Lightning_650, Jan 27, 2015
  8. Will this will be your new MV Char?Not long to go now-exciting prospect of a new bike for you.:upyeah:
    Mrs Mervyn does really like motorbikes-she was muttering something about Triumph Bonneville/Thruxton being a nice old gits machine.Don't know who she was talking about.:p
    Mrs Mervyn knows her way to the Ducati dealer bless her.:upyeah:
     
    #17428 mervyn, Jan 27, 2015
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  9. I like Mrs Merv :)
     
    #17429 Ducbird, Jan 27, 2015
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  10. i know finm.I wait till I am having a really bad day and play the pitiful card.Mrs Mervyn,being the sweety that she is,can't resist my reasoning for another must have.
    I am looking forward to getting a go on my SF-however I think I will be very rusty when I do.
     
    #17430 mervyn, Jan 27, 2015
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  11. We have been together now for over 33 years.Mrs Mervyn is very special.
     
    #17431 mervyn, Jan 27, 2015
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  12. Awwww you make a lovely couple
    Would you be my mum and dad :)
     
    #17432 Ducbird, Jan 27, 2015
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  14. #17434 El Toro, Jan 27, 2015
  15. Yes :). I was going to upgrade the car then thought sod it - an early birthday present as its the buggun (21) this year
     
    #17435 Char, Jan 27, 2015
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  16. for the twenty ninth time?:smile:
     
    #17436 finm, Jan 27, 2015
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  17. Come the revolution. Or the middle of July in your case. :watching:
     
    #17437 Char, Jan 27, 2015
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  18. You 40 this year Char I'm older than you
    ;)
     
    #17438 Ducbird, Jan 27, 2015

  19. Yes for the 10th time :)
     
    #17439 Char, Jan 27, 2015
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  20. if it's any consolation i have been 21 for a while now, but you guys hide it better.:upyeah::smile:
     
    #17440 finm, Jan 27, 2015
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