So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. We check ours regularly at work. For some reason mine is pretty much text book. When I checked on Tuesday it was 122/80 :)
     
    #22641 El Toro, Jul 16, 2015
  2. I bought a 2 litre carton of ice cream on my way home from work tonight.

    "Do you want some ?" I asked the wife as I entered the kitchen.

    "How hard is it?"

    "As hard as my cock" I said.

    "Pour me some then "
     
    #22642 wroughtironron, Jul 16, 2015
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  3. And long may that last ET. I'm fighting genes, my mum, both her parents and her siblings all died from heart related problems although I don't seem to have a defect. I'm guessing years of bacon sandwiches and black pudding for breakfast might have something to do with it :). Andy
     
    #22643 Android853sp, Jul 16, 2015
  4. Hmmmm you bought a Ducati and frequent the forum isn't that classed as a mental defect ?
     
    #22644 Cupid Stunt, Jul 16, 2015
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  5. Take it easy Andy :)
     
    #22645 Ducbird, Jul 16, 2015
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  6. Always :upyeah:. Andy
     
    #22646 Android853sp, Jul 16, 2015
  7. He's not that grumpy for a Scottish, it's all relative - or is it: they're all relatives :)
     
    #22647 Exige, Jul 16, 2015
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  8. Nothing wrong with my mental faculties. Sorry, what were we talking about ? :)
     
    #22648 Android853sp, Jul 16, 2015
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  9. That's me on a normal day :)

    Vince
     
    #22649 Cupid Stunt, Jul 16, 2015
  10. funnily enough he was brought up just a few miles up the road from me in greenock. we are all the same down there. grumpy feckers
     
    #22650 finm, Jul 16, 2015
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  11. Today I've done nothing but that's mainly due to the fact that it's 5.40 am.

    I am looking forward to picking up my old ST4 though today.
    New steering head bearings, new gel battery, new MOT.

    43,000 miles on it and it's still going great.

    Be good if Ducati made ST's again.
     
    #22651 Sam1199, Jul 17, 2015
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  12. Just finished fitting the Metzler M7RRs on the 848. If the temperature is below 35c today might give them a blast, but I doubt that it will be cool enough.
     
    #22652 Bob T, Jul 17, 2015
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  13. Bob they are very good tyres I like em. Was 36 here and I took my streetfighter out anyway :)
     
    #22653 Cupid Stunt, Jul 17, 2015
  14. And once again ...

    Waiting at the kitchenette at work to make my coffee ... two women in front of me, chatting. Fill cup, chatchatchat, stir drink, chatchatchat, put milk in cup, chatchatcha-

    "Oh, sorry Loz, were you waiting for the hot water?"
    "No, I was just standing here, listening to your sparkling conversation."

    Actually, no, I didn't say that but they must have been able to read my mind, I was thinking it so loud.

    Multi-task? My pink and rosy arse. FFS.
     
    #22654 Loz, Jul 17, 2015
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  15. I drove into work today rather than take the bike.
    The main reason: it's forecast to be 35° again today and I just can't face up to putting on the leather armour, but I've learned not to ride without it. It's OK in the morning, but the ride back at 6:30 pm is hideously hot.
    But we may get a storm later (this would be good). If I'd taken the bike, we would definitely get a storm and it would rain on me, but perversely, no rain would fall at home. By taking the car, I don't influence the chances of it raining on my garden.
    The test match is on and I can listen to it on my walk to the car park, and in the car.
     
    #22655 gliddofglood, Jul 17, 2015

  16. I would have made you one :)
     
    #22656 Ducbird, Jul 17, 2015
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  17. I'm sat in reading services having a latte and pasty which is yummy
    It's very warm and the pasty :)
     
    #22657 Ducbird, Jul 17, 2015
  18. I can spot a double entendre when I see one, naughty naughty Viv - it's the weather innit?
     
    #22658 Chris, Jul 17, 2015
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  19. Is reading services an opticians?
     
    #22659 Exige, Jul 17, 2015
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  20. There is plenty to see here so I guess you could yes :)
     
    #22660 Ducbird, Jul 17, 2015
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