So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. Vice squad was the best - nicely stretch out person and tighten their overall sleeves between two vices and leave them over lunchtime

    Well it would have been funny if it wasn't me ;p
     
    #23581 Char, Aug 12, 2015
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  2. Day off today just been out to get fuel

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    #23582 zx6ghost, Aug 12, 2015
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  3. Were the interviews a bit like Miss World but with oily hand prints on their boobies :D
     
    #23583 Exige, Aug 12, 2015
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  4. Sounds like an Exige interview :)
     
    #23584 Ducbird, Aug 12, 2015
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  5. Sat in the lobby in hotel in rhodes gunning for a better wifi connection so i can download some mags to read...
     
    #23585 comfysofa, Aug 12, 2015
  6. i new it was coming but the date only got sprung on me yesterday. so no real interview as such just date of birth experience. measurements yip you can start. just need to get some ovies now and i am sorted
     
    #23586 finm, Aug 12, 2015
  7. It doesn't matter if they were or they weren't......as long as they were in your head :)
     
    #23587 El Toro, Aug 12, 2015
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  8. Tightly tailored around the boobie area please - pics too ta :)
     
    #23588 Exige, Aug 12, 2015
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  9. she is quite slight.pretty and hard as nails, takes no shit i am told. as long as she has thick skin and can do the job all good. the lads got her in when i was off last week to help out, you know, clean and polish stuff. :smile:. always summit needing polished in a workshop.
     
    #23589 finm, Aug 12, 2015
  10. Can't she supply her own ovaries?
     
    #23590 Loz, Aug 12, 2015
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  11. she has no use for them. if you know what i mean.:smile:
     
    #23591 finm, Aug 12, 2015
  12. Looking for a scooter to go in the back of the motor home. Cant believe I actually have a MH. next I will be joining the bloody caravan club
     
    #23592 Troy, Aug 12, 2015
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  13. Back at work today and Mrs Exige pinched her old Modus off me so had to dust this off :mad:

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    #23593 Exige, Aug 12, 2015
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  14. still managing to get in and out alright?
     
    #23594 finm, Aug 12, 2015
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  15. I'm used to crawling :)
     
    #23595 Exige, Aug 12, 2015
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  16. aye, pub crawling :smile:
     
    #23596 finm, Aug 12, 2015
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  17. #23597 Loz, Aug 12, 2015
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  18. #23598 JenC, Aug 12, 2015
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  19. That's a point finm!!
     
    #23599 JenC, Aug 12, 2015
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  20. Erm, small bonnet - your confused with that rhetoric as it was from the days of the e-type i.e. long bonnet. So, little bonnet = huge, fuckin' huge :D
     
    #23600 Exige, Aug 12, 2015
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