So what have you done today..?

Vice squad was the best - nicely stretch out person and tighten their overall sleeves between two vices and leave them over lunchtime

Well it would have been funny if it wasn't me ;p

 

Day off today just been out to get fuel

 

Were the interviews a bit like Miss World but with oily hand prints on their boobies

 

Sat in the lobby in hotel in rhodes gunning for a better wifi connection so i can download some mags to read...

 

i new it was coming but the date only got sprung on me yesterday. so no real interview as such just date of birth experience. measurements yip you can start. just need to get some ovies now and i am sorted

 

Tightly tailored around the boobie area please - pics too ta

 

she is quite slight.pretty and hard as nails, takes no shit i am told. as long as she has thick skin and can do the job all good. the lads got her in when i was off last week to help out, you know, clean and polish stuff. :smile:. always summit needing polished in a workshop.

 

Can't she supply her own ovaries?

 

she has no use for them. if you know what i mean.:smile:

 

Looking for a scooter to go in the back of the motor home. Cant believe I actually have a MH. next I will be joining the bloody caravan club

 

Back at work today and Mrs Exige pinched her old Modus off me so had to dust this off

 

still managing to get in and out alright?

 

I'm used to crawling

 

aye, pub crawling :smile:

 

That's not an Elise!

You're a fraud, Elise!

 

Like the penis extension

 

That's a point finm!!

 

Erm, small bonnet - your confused with that rhetoric as it was from the days of the e-type i.e. long bonnet. So, little bonnet = huge, fuckin' huge