Cos you need a name on the web that others are unlikely to have taken (or you can't remember all the digits that come after it). I think Peter Cook was possibly the funniest person ever, and I just remember seeing the Glidd of Glood sketch when I was about 10. I don't know it was the funniest he ever did, but the name was amusing.
Because I'm a massive Bayliss fan.........boy......because it sounds better than Baylissfatbaldbloke!!
Some little @rseh@le at work tried it as a put down when I got promoted ahead of him the rest of us thought it a larf and as I have no hair it stuck :biggrin:
Because I'm a biker and have been since I was 17. I'm nearly 55 now and I still believe there is Nothing Better To Do ​than get out on a motorcycle. Simples!!
Urbanfireblade, because i owned an Urban Tiger colour Honda Fireblade back then, my email is just as bad being Fireblademadness@...... for obvious reasons!
Because the very first date/meet with the other half he said "oh my god your tiny you're just like a little pixie" and the numbers are his last four from the Army
End of year 1 of my biking life. Kilometre 13 on a road somewher ein Bedfordshire on my then NC30 playing silly buggers with more experienced biking mates on Gixa 750s, R1 and Blackbirds and down she went on a corner and the legend that is now Corners R Us was born! 15-years riding later and much wiser. Oh how I wish I still had my NC30 now....... Corners R Us...the real deal (now!)
I'm on prescription drugs to treat depression & I'm a fat bastard who is more graceful under water than on dry land! Simples! PS my Diavel is the best therapy I have ever had!!!!!!!
Because the wife one day moaned that the house was perpetually filled with an overflow of spare parts from the garage...!
