Bike Drying

Discussion in 'Detailing and cleaning' started by Rick B, Apr 16, 2017.

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  3. Only had my Monterrey for a couple of months so don't know a huge amount. I've found that after a wash a quick 20 minute ride blasts the wet away -a fun air dry!
     
  4. I also found that squirting silicon into nut caps & areas that are hardly ever needed to be undone. Is handy for cleaning the bike & getting it dried as the water cannot sit, awaiting to appear on the first rideout after cleaning.
     
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  5. I waft mine with newborn ostrich feathers that have been coated in saffron and breathed on by hiedi klum, then I get 5 virgins to lick the bike dry, every orifice. The hardest part is finding 5 virgins in Essex
     
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  6. Surely licking the bike would only have the effect of making it wet? :confused: Unless Essex virgins have unusually dry tongues. :yum

    You could always stop a minibus full of day trippers from Norfolk going for a day out in the capital. :) Of course, if sleeping other members of your family counts towards losing ones virginity, you can't use them either. :grinning:[/QUOTE]
     
  7. Surely Heidi's clunge isnt that big!
     
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