Only had my Monterrey for a couple of months so don't know a huge amount. I've found that after a wash a quick 20 minute ride blasts the wet away -a fun air dry!
I also found that squirting silicon into nut caps & areas that are hardly ever needed to be undone. Is handy for cleaning the bike & getting it dried as the water cannot sit, awaiting to appear on the first rideout after cleaning.
I waft mine with newborn ostrich feathers that have been coated in saffron and breathed on by hiedi klum, then I get 5 virgins to lick the bike dry, every orifice. The hardest part is finding 5 virgins in Essex
Surely licking the bike would only have the effect of making it wet? Unless Essex virgins have unusually dry tongues. You could always stop a minibus full of day trippers from Norfolk going for a day out in the capital. Of course, if sleeping other members of your family counts towards losing ones virginity, you can't use them either. [/QUOTE]
