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How many people have I slept with? well let me see there was Sue, Emma, Janet, Jess, you, Katie, Boris....... oh and Lindsay......
Her: "is it in yet?" him: "I don't know...."
if you get bored "is that blood on the headboard?"
Never say when youve finished "great, your money is on the table...."
My Wife says she is getting really sick of my Yodeling, She says “most men just groan when they ejaculate”
Mate of mine recently dumped his other half after he caught wind that she was cheating on him. after dumping her by text she came to him in the...
When it comes to funerals this is the way to do it here you can see Paul Sinclaire (AKA the fastor pastor) breaking the world record for the...
Wise man once said, "Never play Russian roulette with a sub machine gun......"
Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk around again?
Hi i'm doing a survey in the area.... whats your name? whats your phone number? what are you doing next Friday night?
If i told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me? ;)
What are the best (and worse) chat up lines you've ever heard? "What happens when you get a polar bear on thin ice?" "I dont know" "no me neither...
