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I just found a website with loads of Chinese jokes: They all look the same to me..
Wayne Rooney has offered his solidarity with the Ukrainian people. If there's anything he knows about, it's pulling out of the Motherland.
Russia will not be allowed to take part in the Eurovision Song Contest. They'll still score more points than Britain...
Hostilities in Europe spilled over into Iceland today. I saw 2 fat birds in there, fighting over a bag of chips.
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.50, in the Bahamas it’s $3.00. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean...
A twin seater helicopter crashed in an Irish cemetery. So far the brave rescuers have recovered 385 bodies.
Queen Elizebeth in bed with Covid - 19. Prince Andrew in bed with Chloe - 17.
I asked the old lady next door how she likes her new stairlift. She said it's driving her up the wall.
I was chatting up a girl in the pub last night, and I leaned in closer for a kiss. She said, "Do you mind going somewhere a little more private?"...
I chatted up an amoeba in the pub last night. She must have been keen, as I had her undivided attention.
The wife asked me if I could clear the dining room table yesterday after lunch. I had to take a run up, but I just managed it.
Accordion to recent surveys, words replaced by musical instruments will often go unnoticed in a sentence.
One of our neighbours confused her valium with her contraceptive pills: She has 14 kids, but doesn't really care...
I ordered pizzas for home delivery 4 times today. We weren't that hungry, but it was fecking hilarious seeing some little scrote get pissing wet...
A native American Indian Chief introduced me to his wife who is called Four Horses. I asked him where her name came from. He said, "Fecking nag,...
Q. What's grey & tickles a horse's arse? A. Prince Charles' pubes.
I'm not saying staff at our local Asda are useless. But I've used the self checkout twice, and I've already been named Employee of the Month!!
Q. How does a Frenchman coax a bear out of a tree? A. He says, "Camembert." That's an old joke fromages ago...
A man has been convicted of the theft of 217 tractors over a period of 12 years. Hector Windsock from Poole, described by police as a 'One man...
In an unexpected twist, Prince Andrew is now paying Virginia Giuffre to keep her mouth closed....
