Separate names with a comma.
Just been down to B&Q to buy myself a new bush trimmer for round the garden. I was showing it to a neighbour and he said, "That looks really...
I thought I heard a song by The Temptations on the radio this morning. But it was just my imagination……
Q. What's the difference between a £20 steak and a £55 steak? A. February 14th...
[IMG]
The teacher asked the class, "Who can spell 'SEAWARD'?" Johnny put up his hand and said, "C..U..N..."
My mate's wife asked him if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner. So he took the batteries out of the smoke alarm..
Cressida Dick's replacement is bound to be female. I can't see a man filling her slot...
Viagra is now available in tea bags. They don't improve your sexual performance, but your biscuit will never go soft...
All this fuss about Kurt Zouma kicking a cat.. Wayne Rooney has been bashing old dogs for years...
My mate asked me what is the quickest way to turn his car into a camper. I said, "Ask your wife if she has put on weight."
My mate has been sacked for downloading porn on the work computer & causing everything to crash. They don't mess about in Air Traffic Control.
BBC News: 'Boris Johnson's wife Carrie has said she is the target of a brutal briefing campaign by the PM's enemies.' Police have started an...
I was in a restaurant last night and the waitress gave me the wrong meal. It was meant for a GP at the next table. Afterwards she said, " Did...
Q. What do you call a cockerel with a black belt in karate? A. Cluck Norris.
The Queen goes on an all access tour of the Ritz in London. She enters a room where one of the guests is having a wank. She looks disgusted and...
Surfing the internet, I found a new web page called: 'conjunctivitis.com'. I can tell you, it's a site for sore eyes..
Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says you cannot be punished twice for the same offence.
I was selling my old van & a guy asked, "What's it like on diesel?" I replied, "Skids all over the fecking place..."
An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their children were nothing to look at either.
