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Wish me luck in this year's London Marathon. I managed 3 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds last year. This year I will try to beat that, .............
Don't understand my girlfriend.. She agreed I could have a Tattoo... Now she's complaining about all the blokes with bagpipes in the garden..
A Labour Politician, a BBC TV Reporter and a British SAS Soldier were captured by ISIS. They were, as usual, sentenced to Death by Beheading....
I once met a Dutch girl on a dating website named Rita, she seemed lovely. However she told me she wore inflatable shoes. I thought it was a bit...
Today I'm sure I heard a Woodpecker call me paranoid in Morse code..
I said to this guy, "How do you get your coffee table so shiny?" He said, "Polish!" I said, "Sorry - jak sprawić, by twój stolik był tak błyszczący?"
Decent highlights of moto 3 and 2 Havent a clue who the commentators are Miss a Decent ex Brit racer .find Crafar's accent annoying
Took mine out for first ride of the year [ATTACH]
How do you bleed clutch on 1200 multi ?
Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick as she claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell In a...
It's a machine nuts and bolts ride the fukker
Did you hear about Bernard the brown nosed reindeer? He was just as fast as Rudolf but he couldn't stop as quickly.
Neighbours moved out, as young lads do we went into there shed and there was a dumped monkey bike We got it started and rode it around the garden...
Two nuns are driving down a quiet country lane when, suddenly, a vampire lands on the front of the car with his face up against the windscreen....
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, ...... in the end I had to take his bike away.
I had 03 multi with starting issues once then few years later idle issues The earth was my problem It's very exposed and was corroded and grudy....
A man knocked at my door and asked for a donation to the local swimming pool.... So I gave him a glass of water!
The man who invented the Knock Knock joke has been awarded a Nobel prize
A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long...
Macron hanging onto power in France by a thread right wing Le Penn has massive support Europe's in chaos Paris burns Spain is bankrupt. Greece is...
