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Tonsillectomy
Mumps
Knot in the slightest.
Blow
Decompression lever
Petty theif
Free fall
[IMG] There is only one problem with ordering the new scrambler...... And that is that you'll have to sport a 70's porn star moustache.
I think the word qualities, should be replaced with personality.
Police have recently attended a murder scene where 3 victims have been found having been choked to death. Upon examination the first was found to...
Gonzo
Cap
A little old lady takes her two dead cats to the taxidermists, and asked him to stuff them for her. The taxidermist asks "Do you want them...
I've just finished reading Martina Navratilova's autobiography; for anyone interested it's called, How I licked them all at Wimbledon.
Moussaka
Two Irish lads are sitting in a bar having a drink, when one turns to the other and say's, "Hey Shamus, my Da's harder than your Da" Shamus get...
China
After leaving the bar, the boys are walking down the road when they see a gang of skinheads walking up towards them. As they draw closer they can...
Two Jewish lads, Manny and Josef are sitting in a bar when a beautiful leggy blonde walks in. Manny turns to Josef and says, "Oi vey Josef, I'd...
Glass
