Whilst enjoying an enthusiastic session of soixante neuf, do not fart and follow through, especially if you are on top.
Nooooooo!!! Other way round ! I'm not known as Miss Whiplash of L ***y Street for nothing !!!!! Took me years to get my reputation il have you know !!!!
Originally Posted by Rudolph Hart Don't: Take her from behind & whilst part way through, whisper in her ear, "Your sister's tighter.." but your Mum prefers anal.... Unless you want the rodeo ride of your life.... I doff my cap to your greater experience Sir. Not an expression I could ever use, but then you have to see my mother in law to understand that.... We used to keep a photo of her on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire.
just don't tell her that her moms ass is better looking when she is on top lol it doesn't go down well but it does with her mom lol
In the old days, ladies never seemed to appreciate it when asked to keep their legs open after finishing - they always wanted to know why. The response, "I'm writing my Christmas cards & I hate the taste of stamps." never went down very well....
