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50 shades of ..... I fell asleep

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by He11cat, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. I can't understand why Brits in general are so prudish about sex? It's a perfectly natural thing to do, and with the right person it's just so much more enjoyable. I'm lucky to have found my soul mate in Nicky, we enjoy our love life, if we need to discuss anything it can be done openly and I'm sure that brings us closer. More people should try it. If one in the relationship wants to try something different then the other should help them fulfil that fantasy. It's all about give and take!
     
  2. Totally agree with you I think when you have found your soulmate your are willing and would quite openly try anything, duke and I are the same we only have a very healthy loving relationship and adore one another......it's called being in love I believe!!
     

  3. Spot on Emm!
     
  4. Yep totally honest , and this is me being honest ............. Love ya now stop mincin online , kiss me and bring themz there titties with ya !!!!!!!!!
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  5. Have I logged on to Readers Wives by mistake :redface:
     
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  6. Nope ..... Got shot of the wife
     
  7. Willie Rushton maybe?
     
  8. Can I have my headboard back???? ;) only jesting :)
     
  9. Of course my dear, but it's not looking too clever so perhaps it's better I take you bed shopping :tongue:
     
  10. I thought women were too refined to look at porn...........they don't mind reading the f*ck out of it though! :eek:
     
  11. You've been dating the wrong women
     
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  12. Got told off in the bed shop .... For bouncing on the beds . When confronted I said I did not want a squeaky bed!
    I hate squeaky beds ....
    I've had mine reinforced and screwed now as it had a squeak.
    On my 2nd mattress this year as I'm like the princess and the pea when it comes to beds.
     
  13. The written word is open for more interpretation .
    The only porn film I saw was about a bowling alley and two blokes who looked like the mario brothers .

    As for pizza guy or washing machine guy... I got a funny look when Hughs showed up to fix my washing machine.

    " I'm here to fix your washing machine" sends in into fits of laughter !

    Don't watch it makes me howl with laughter ...
     
  14. Your films had a story?????
     
  15. Ahh the 80's I remember them well

    VHS was crap you couldn't pause
     
  16. :) unless you could see through wavy lines :)

    This had a story! Trust me to notice.
    Sadly I'm usually the one oblivious to the action who would pipe up a comment. " my Nan had a lamp like that !"
    Its pointless me watching stuff !
    Besides if your partner is there " why don't you turn off your Television set and go do something less boring instead ".
    ie turn off the film and go and practise fixing the washing machine :)
     

  17. Thanks for sharing that with us.....but that's the first time I've heard lady parts being called that! :eek:
     
  18. Never heard that myself but i would be oblivious to that too
     
  19. You're not the only one ;)

    Replaced the crappy standard clipped slats with 1/2" pine, screwed on both ends into the frame.
     
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