Addition To Ducati Room Assembled

Medal awarded

I'm one of those also, just tiered last night as I was sooo exited with the new toy and the fact that I had allowed myself to stay up late. I would have thought of that in a few years without your help so don't get big headed: I will now tell everyone it's my idea so thanks

 

Just had a great idea: I'm going to use the jack to lift the bike onto some wall brackets!

 

Really really not true, I choose to have a large toy collection and also a large mortgage with little disposable income. I can only do this on the premise that most of the bikes I own are part of my pension pot as is the Lotus (I am half a century old). The alternative is that I could be mortgage free (just) in my moderate house.
I choose this, so many either wouldn't as they think it's a stupid investment or wouldn't be allowed that's all

 

I couldn't spend time and money nailing any of those bikes to my living room wall.


I would have to ride them

 

Unfortunately I can only afford to run 4 of my 18 vehicles at anyone time, you are lucky if you are in a position to be able to run all of them

Or do you mean you would invest in something else entirely? I wouldn't as I like bikes and I'm sure they will give me a good return

 

Mrs Exige doesn't mind too much, she moans a little every time she comes over but lives in Prague and one time future Ms Exige lives in Copenhagen but she's not long for my world by the looks if things :-(

 

How in hell's name have you managed to retain all that lot with more than one wife?

I'm on Number 4 and I'm down to one old bike and nearly skint.

(Number 4 isn't the old bike BTW)

 

I have always found with women to not only punch way above your weight aesthetically but also only go for the ones with morals or who are wealthier than you or at least have rich parents. Simple really - just wish I'd been able to tell you sooner! :Wideyed:

 

I just went with one I liked. Still on my 1st wife. 23yrs together.

 

I'll point out that it was me that left them.

Maybe I like women more than bikes and cars..........

Still wouldn't nail one on the wall, though........

(Up against it, maybe.............If there was a box handy, so I could stand on it).

 

Nope, we are not swans - we are naturally designed to fuck what we can for the sake of the human race, then something called civilization got in the way...

 

So Sir, you are nothing but a rascal, and a little one at that!

 

Bloody cheek!

I'll have you know I have been married for 39 years..............




..........5 here, 11 there, 1 best forgotten; and now 22.............

And you forgot the 'old' before the 'rascal'..........

 

Not for me, it seems..........

 

You can't just add them all up like that you scoundrel :Wideyed: