Almeria Incident

If you can afford it, the outfit Andy uses and a couple of other more bespoke exclusive ones are better.

 

I go with Farside when I go, just means i do less as its expensive

 

My brother's Spanish wife is a right horrible bitch...

 

Ha ha, all my brothers and mates’ wags are horrible bitches too!!

Errr, hang on a minute just trying to work out a common denominator

 

They amigos have great food, a vastly better climate, fantastic wine & brandy, sleep every afternoon and no one expects them to be punctual for anything. Put all the above permanently into the life of a typical Brit and their levels of Grumpyness would probably reduce too!