Lunch had... Turns out I was only 60 miles to Luxemburg, but Ben mad it as difficult as poss the put me on a motorway for 20 miles!!! Not cool... Then I got lost in the centre here with him trying to take me down no entries and there is lots of roads closed so I went round in circles for a bit be for using bus lanes.. Hope it ain't so bad getting outta here..
That looks like avocado in that burger. Avocado! FFS. In a burger. Chiz, you’re turning continental.
He rides a scrambler, it's a hipster requirement, next he will be a full on vegan with paper mache boots