Always thought golf was for those slightly challenged. If I throw something away then that’s the last I want to see of it. To whack something away from me to then walk up to it, to then whack it away again, then repeat for 18 holes is the pastime of the lobotomized. Up there with clapping imaginary flies out the air.
Oh I don't know, I used to play socially with mates, it was quite good fun with a can of beer before every hole, and shot of something while walking up the fairway, mind you, it used to take fuckin' ages to play a game, sometimes it was a challenge to finish before dark.
Used to shoot quite a bit, at least once / week, owned a beautiful beretta DT10 with adjustable stock and a browning semi auto, was coached by an ex Olympic champ. I fell out of love with it after my best mate got killed in an industrial accident, never seemed the same after that.
I used to run my previous companies golf events, 12 Venues in the UK and Ireland and a 2 day all expenses final at Hawkstone Park in Shropshire. Still couldn't get into it, I have a set of bats and once a year on a lads weekend we play in Devon, I don't need all the clubs I only use my "big dog" driver and for the par 3s don't hit it as hard
Exactly. One club should do the trick. I don't have 11 throttle pedals in my car depending on how fast I want to go. Bloody pretentious these golfers are, with their multiple funny shaped bats. Getting someone to carry their bags for them as well. Are we back in the 1800s?
Played forfeit golf once in Spain....every shot you were over you had to have a shot of vodka and a blast on a shottie (little bong type thing, this was back in my wild days) as we were frickin terrible at golf, it only took us till the 5th hole to be absolutely mullered...to the point where if we were on the green we resorted to using the clubs as snooker cues to 'pot' the ball........ We were forcibly removed by the 10th fun times
Single figure golfer, failed pro and run a golf company now, best game in the world please delete any negative posts lol
I can't be bothered reading through the rest of this thread, I just wanted to pop by and say something offensive about golf, golfers and anyone / anything related to it. Something suitably obnoxious about self-made small businessmen, their man-made wives, their used 7 Series BMWs or Jaguar XFs and their horrible clothing. It's a silly game, and the people who play it are awful. Anyone disagreeing is wrong.
The world, as seen through a letterbox, using binoculars the wrong way round with one eye closed......
