Any Golfers On Here?

And your bringing me into this because?
Clearly your village is missing its idiot.

 

yea I only go a few times a year so like to have a good bash.. Not been in a few years tbh but its good stress relief. Used to go to a range back in Nz with a mate who was a demon. He could smash it 400 yards or so. The range was about 350 with a bus depot behind it and he'd be bouncing em off the buses..

 

OK mate, on my way...You have been in shower right ??

 

No, and was planning on doing that together but “the kevster” (what a cool name eh? Bet David Brent’s gutted he didn’t claim that first) has lost the soap on the rope.

 

So, let me get this straight , you are going in the shower right ?? I feel a reticence to proceed mate if you have like, maybe just been at work all day ?

 

We only hope to be half as funny. Can’t all be ken Dodd wannabes like herself

 

Won’t be a manual...

 

Says the bloke who sticks his balls in pocket after chasing up his cue first