Are You A Speeder?

Oh, put a sock in it.

 

Bloke goes to a chemist and asks for some cotton wool.

assistant asks "What's it for Sir?"

bloke replies "It's for the wife, she rolls her own"

better stop now I think ...

 

I'd f*ck it...only so it wouldn't do me!!!

 

Only from where the last helmet was hidden.

 

But not one of mine or she might get pregnant....sorry...old teenage masturbation joke...worst if you had an older brother and your clothes were handed down (luckily I was the eldest).