I only have an ex wife mate. Maybe that’s alluding to something And yes. Married and divorced before I turned 30 ! Proper job
My mate did the same but 6 months married. She was bang tidy but properly mental. She called the Police on him and told the operator that he was ex-Special Forces (he is), so they sent 2 wagons around with 8 Police Officers around to arrest him and then released him without charge. He obviously didn’t touch her. My lovely ex did the same to me but I wasn’t arrested. I love women.....
Jesus Christ. There’s a great deal of that story that sounds like someone is repeating mine The nuts ones are always a good shag though. But oddly this one was crap. Looked the part though. We had been together over 6 years before I lost sense and hitched her. She reeked of self confidence, mental health and low self esteem. What kind of man wouldn’t Marry the shit out of that
Over 30 years ago I came into some dosh, and that meant I was able to spend £20k on something I ordinarily wouldn't have been able to afford. I ended up buying a 2 year old 3 door Cosworth and a new Fireblade. The bike was gone 6 months later for a house deposit, but I kept that Cosworth for 13 years. And I never regretted spunking away what was quite a lot of money to me back then. Buy what you can afford/want, while you can, no one knows what's around the corner in life.
I wish my dad had told me that. Would have saved me a small fortune. I listened to my mates dad who told us when we were teens "Never write a book about fanny You've missed."