Bad Customer Service.....

Sounds like you visited the American version of Yorkshire - it's the rest that are a problem

 

My mate Alan has an American Wife, she was a Sheriffs deputy in Bountiful Utah. Whenever they go over to visit her family Alan takes a pack of Carling Black Label for the Sheriff, he loves it but can't get it locally keeps him sweet as well.

 

Yes, I did hear they have no taste in beer

 

Spain

 

Just off the Isle of Skye aren't they?

 

Yes... "just" as in 8500 miles...