"I've got a guitar if you want me to serenade you?" he did we fell in love and he sold the guitar last year but I kept him! Love ya B xxxx
It's when the female answers you with a "Baaaaaaaaa!" Worry .. And don't forget to look out for the electric fence .
I have a very sad story to tell. Several years ago I found myself in a nightclub, for the first time in years, during a mate's stag night, everyone in our party was pissed and misbehaving, except for me, I was inexplicably quite sober. A young and very attractive woman came up and started talking to me. A petite brunette with a disarmingly pretty face and a great body, she told me I had beautiful eyes, that I looked like someone she could trust, and asked if we could go somewhere quieter to chat and get to know each other better. I smelt a rat. As handsome and virile as I was (it's true I tell you), I had never been chatted up by a woman in such a way, and cetainly never by such a beautiful creature. I looked over to see several of my mates looking over and smiling - the bastards were setting me up. So I carried on chatting, but started taking the piss out of her, being somewhat rude and abusive. Eventually she left looking rather dejected, and I went over to my mates to tell them what a bunch of tossers they were and how I nearly fell for it. Only they hadn't put her up to it at all. Bollocks:frown:
Unfortunately thats happened to me too :frown: But I did get her the weekend after when I saw her and apologised to her. Banged her for 11 months or so before she started to get all serious wanting engagements, babies and such like. :frown:
