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Best (and worse) chat up lines

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Hat Man, Dec 28, 2012.

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  1. I do like a girl who likes her parsnips!
     
    #41 Stressed Hippo, Dec 29, 2012
  2. Does that come under best or worst Hippo? :)
     
    #42 Chris, Dec 29, 2012
  3. Best, I prefer the vegetable based approach, works every time!?!
     
    #43 Stressed Hippo, Dec 29, 2012
  4. #44 figaro, Dec 29, 2012
  5. look at the size of your feet......you wouldnt sink in a swamp




    i love your hair .....did you come here on a motorbike?
     
    #45 idrinkbeer, Dec 29, 2012
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  6. oh so that was you was it? !!!!!
     
    #46 Pixie1276, Dec 29, 2012
  7. Hi i'm doing a survey in the area.... whats your name? whats your phone number? what are you doing next Friday night?
     
    #47 Hat Man, Dec 29, 2012
  8. Tarquin , and I'm not allowed a phone ....... But Friday I'm at the clinic , you can hold my hand while they take blood if you like ????
     
    #48 duke1276, Dec 29, 2012
  9. You silly, sweet, sentimental old fool
    x
     
    #49 funkyrimpler, Dec 29, 2012
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  10. I was having a purple patch at the time. My neighbours used to laugh and look out for who was going to leave in the morning :biggrin:
     
    #50 El Toro, Dec 29, 2012
  11. Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk around again?
     
    #51 Hat Man, Dec 30, 2012
  12. what colours your thong?
    dont want it clashing with my bedroom carpet !!
     
    #52 paulfastbikes, Dec 30, 2012
  13. nice legs !
    what time do they open ?
     
    #53 paulfastbikes, Dec 30, 2012
  14. you got any oven gloves?
    because your tits look hot !!!!!!!!!!
     
    #54 paulfastbikes, Dec 30, 2012
  15. Do you guys really use these chat up lines?
     
    #55 Ducbird, Dec 30, 2012
  16. My best chat-up line is written over there on that bit of carpet, DB. Take a look. :upyeah:
     
    #56 Loz, Dec 30, 2012
  17. Have I got to get on my hands and knees to see it :-D
     
    #57 Ducbird, Dec 30, 2012
  18. She's a beauty, that girl :upyeah:
     
    #58 Loz, Dec 30, 2012
  19. Lol
     
    #59 Ducbird, Dec 30, 2012
  20. Play your cards right and I might f'&ck you later love
     
    #60 748 fidler, Dec 30, 2012
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