It was silver so that, if you drop it on the floor in a dark workshop (cos you're too tight to pay for lighting), you can find it again and save yersel a pritty penna.
Well I have Black Friday to deal with today Wonder how many charming people will be about Can't wait!!!
heard on the radio that the police have been called out to a couple of black Friday incidents already today
it's known in the trade as a 'Bingo!' bolt but political correctness prevents me from going into more detail - you've seen the original Levi advert where a pair o' jeans can't be torn apart by horses? - legend has it that they used to test bolts this way but they didn't use horses (is it April yet?)