I'm sure your Mac is just fabulous, I have no doubt at all, but if it comes to sending money Apple's way, I would rather cut off my nose and sent threatening, disparaging emails to my face.
The emails would be lost amongst all the others anyway. Especially the ones from the bathroom mirror. Theyve been spamming your facebox since Puberty 2.0. Im also pretty sure your nose would like relocating from Noobs Boot Camp.
True, Scotsmen make Yorkshire men look like lottery winners throwing cash in the air in the high street
We have similar thinking when it comes to ending the life of offensive machinery, I used a large club hammer on a Datatool alarm last time and filmed the whole procedure. The whole thing was very enjoyable and I have played back the video many times since.
I would go Apple anyday I had a Linux netbook it was ok to start with but became a snail and the battery drained and wouldn’t re charge Apple is a doddle even I can use it Beware the keypad likes to use its own words
So I think I owe Micro$oft an apology. During a flurry of uninstalling apps, I noticed that my Malwarebytes Anti-exploit software showed an installation date for yesterday. Deeply suspicious of this coincidence, I uninstalled the update and - my web browser works again. I tell you, freebie security software isn't worth a fraction of what you pay for it.
For windows ( or ‘PC Handbrake’ as I like to call it ) I use Comodo firewall and antivirus all in one. Doesn’t slow it down much either. The kids prefer windows as that’s what the schools etc use. But dual boot is easy to set up so I stick to Ubuntu. Or install Ubuntu to an external USB HDD and boot from that.
A few years ago, Ubuntu didn't have the functionality I needed. It may be very different now. Still, all the time I can bludgeon Windoze to do my will, I will stick with it.
