Americans eat grits, not mash, I've seen it with my own eyes. I cooked roast potatoes for them to go with the meal and they thought I was Sir Walter Raleigh
you can put whisky on anything, but no amount will fuck with yer life the same way brexit will. lams best with a dhansak sauce brw.
You should have see the 3 American cops who were at the desk in a lil hick town when I spoke, I half expected them to ask if I knew prince harry
My parents couldn’t afford a chopper for me when I was younger so they bought me a secondhand bike called a budgie A knock off chopper but smaller. I enjoyed it lol
A bike, a dog & a house!!!! Is you mum married to a greek bloke? Do you have a brother called Charles and a sister called Anne?