Haha thats a good mate who has just got his licence and bought a nice Triumph Street Triple so I guess he got it with the bike!
I did quantify it with a 'just about'. Some things are just not funny. However Ive since learnt to avoid the lounge now as, at times, its full of opinionated people (polite version) who should stop and think about what it is they've just written. Myself included, Im not immune to being a fuckwit. I do, however recognise that. Besides, when you're as fantastic as I undoubtedly am, then the odd strop is required to prevent me getting above myself. It takes an amazing amount of willpower to keep myself as lowbrow as this forum at times.