Because its much nicer than most of the parts of England ive seen and the majority of locals are nicer obviously.
Well you didn't hear it from me, but 'we' (ssshhhhh) are running a big experiment. Scotland isn't real, its just a big theme park. Have you seen The McTruman Show?
It would seem he used his time very productively whilst an MP to acquire a 17th century Abbey set in 15 acres paid for by the profits from a taxpayer funded house in London.
