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Cats and the RSPCA

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by marc.w, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. yeah i know...and all that stuff about toxoplasmosis....thing is, when a cat scratches a kid, or a kid gets an infection because next doors cat uses your garden as a litter tray who do you ask...some with a caring attitude like yours??

    not to mention pissing up the side of the car, scratching the paint blah blah bleedin blah...

    no name tag, no license, no problem....
     
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    Go on make my feckin Day!
     
  3. You been feeding him Dbol...? :eek: :biggrin:

     
  4. Ha ha ha being accused of have a non caring attitude by funky is as amusing as the Catholic church denouncing homosexuality.

    Took me years to train the younger cat to attack next doors flowers with piss and crap in the old fellas wellies. His constant meowing and noise and jumping up at the fence showing his teeth keeps next doors kids at bay too not to mention attacking anything that comes n the gate. Whats not to like?
     
  5. he used to eat good quality dog food, green tripe (yuk), cod liver oil, a bit of chicken (farted like a trooper), and the odd tabby..no crap like chocolate..and lots of exercise...pedigree pooch from a line of champions...he was the undispooted champ of the back garden and took on all comers....
     
  6. now youre getting the hang of it! :wink:
     
  7. Hmm, a dog with tits..................whatever next. Needs a decent bra me thinks
     
  8. Being a bit serious!!

    No animal should be a pet really, They are all wild and can turn anytime!

    My kids know never to go near our stupid soft springer when he's tucking in to a bowl of chum!
     
  9. irresponsible dog owner gets owned:



    hehe....
     
    #50 funkyrimpler, Mar 12, 2013
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  10. could we borrow one of yours?
     
  11. Funky
    That vid had this link on the page

    FFS some weird crap on Youtube.
     
    #52 Imola, Mar 12, 2013
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  12. Dog Tits or bra?

    dog - I think the ex wife is free to a good home
    tits - come connected to a feisty blonde (heavy long term financial commitment required and ferocious temper)
    bra - i will get it posted, may have a few stains on it
     
  13. in that case, could also send additional panties?
     
  14. and the filthy fkr still didnt flush the kharzi..i thought these things were meant to be smart?
     
    #55 funkyrimpler, Mar 12, 2013
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  15. I'll be glad when it gets warm and we can get out on the dukes, Watching a cat taking a dump is serious stir crazy!! lol
     
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  16. BB gun works, do not ask me how I know that.

    Is there not a penalty for not picking up dog shit (if spotted). Never seen similar for cats?
     
  17. Cats Take a shite on toilets according to Youtube. But the dirty barstewards don't wipe or flush.
     
  18. Sorry but only thing I had on my mind when watching that cat shit was when is that guy going to light the fire crackers as scared cats are fucking funny.
     
  19. i find a shoe very helpful for wiping a cats arse :wink:
     
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