@chizel 's Personal Help Line...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Exige, Jul 16, 2015.

  1. not worried no... check ya nuts from the front.. not anally ... the third lump may be a poo and your finger may stink,, from the front dude...
     
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  2. So check more than once a year then?
     
  3. is this for business or pleasure?
     
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  4. Dear Chiz,

    I have developed a leaky eye in the old trouser snake! Someone suggested I use Tenna but; it is getting mighty expensive; it doesn't seem to adsorb the "leak" and when I tried two fivers instead, one slipped out of my trouser leg and the woman behind me that picked it up called me discussing when she was wringing it out. She didn't even give me it back but spent it on scratch cards from the local Co-op.

    What do you advise?
     
  5. As Chiz is currently inebriated in the mean time I would suggest the new plastic £5 notes - no wringing required :thinkingface:
     
  6. depends whether it's every 12 months or anally.
     
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  7. Dear chisel
    I’ve taken up graffiti in an effort to quell my constant obsession with alcohol, what are the chances of this working?

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