Clarksons At It Again!

Did he want to leave early...you know, pushed instead of resigned?
Sort of Suicide by cop, but in this case a change cop for a committee of liberal wristed tossers.

 

You just don't know the drudgery of going through all those images to find just the right one.

 

That is no way that blar butler blar woman. I've never seen her looking into the engine of a ford cortina dressed like that!

 

I read in one newspaper it was Clarkson himself that reported the incident to BBC

 

what is this slander i'm reading?!!!! you is lucky im too tired to come in there and fuck you up.... been keeping myself to myself all week and this is how i get treated? unch:unch:unch:unch:unch:unch:unch:unch::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Rage::Blackeye::Blackeye:ead:........:Finger:

 

dont know if anyone has suggested it as i cant be arsed reading this hole thread but does anyone else think that he should walk and just start another show on another channel? a huge part of the top gear fan base would follow.
What would be a good name? bottom gear? overdrive (or over bearing drive)? exhaust fumes maybe....

 

hasn't that happened before.....

 

he could do a segment called "cant dive dont drive" where complete idiots that dont drive go head to head with black cab drivers... should be fairly even and make for good viewing

 

Someone's busted out the Friday weed early.

 

the key to success (as with humour) is repetition... or is that......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................timing?

 

see post 22.......

 

and with 220million people watching world wide, who better to promote British values. :smile:

 

This literally made me cry with laughter!
Thanks! Funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

 

Top Gear is a comedy show based on the talents of Clarkson, May and the Hamster. It is themed around cars.

You can no more have a Top Gear without Clarkson & Co than you could have Monty Python with people standing in for Palin, Cleese, Idle, Jones and Chapman (and Gilliam).

Commercial TV has become, for me, completely unwatchable. You get 10 minutes of TV, then 5 mins of ads. When you get back to the show, they recap on what has gone before. It's excruciating. Even Channel 4 documentaries are now unwatchable. You can record them and fast forward the ads, but it's still very tedious. Why anyone would think that the Beeb adopting the same format would be a good idea I have no clue. The day they do is the day I stop looking at it.

 

Tis her...

 

Google "celebrity death match".

 

Not for me...it was much funnier when Ben Elton did this style of comedy back in the 80's, he had much more energy.