Lol was in reference to you crashing your yogurt truck over the "her lips look like crusty bread rolls cleaved in two" statement...
Dear Dr Love I is bolloxed then lol!!! No chicken fillets .. No crippling shoes .. No posh frocks ... Mind you I find captain caveman strangely attractive If I like someone I like them.... I don't care about how much they earn , what they have.. It's good to have goals in life it's interesting to discuss. I like someone who can make me laugh. Someone I am comfortable with ie talking a load of pony too. Someone who can take a joke. Has got to be able to hold a good conversation. Not a thicky like that Joey Essex or. Something! And really strange... I have to like the smell of them!!! I hate men who wear lynx or douse themselves in Aramis.. Or a really heavy overpowering scent . I think there is about two men's colognes I like.. But good ole soap and water smell is nice Bad pants is not good!!! No elephant pouch thongs !!!! Honesty ... I'd rather hear the bad truth then a dishonest flattery .
Yes and no ..... Quirky yes ...funny yes.. High social standing / alpha male no.. Not keen on men who think they are the big I am... = twatty tosser.. Money not really , flash stuff nope either.
Before this thread started I'd never heard of Darcy Bussell. Saw her last night on the Graham Norton show. She gave me the impression of being pretty good looking but not very amusing and thus not especially attractive. But it's all chemical so one man's H2O is another man's H2SO4.
Bussells' nose is wrong ...... fact. Whilst always living by the motto "Fussy people end up lonely", I do prefer brunettes to blondes; prefer slim n tall to small n cuddly..... yet I can't help thinking Dave Mitchell got a good deal with Vicky Coren ...... something about a woman with a working brain that appeals more than enough to overcome any 'preferences' .....
Random Google earlier on after thinking "wth is a Looby-Lou??" [TABLE="width: 475"] [TR] [TD="class: word"]Looby-Lou[/TD] [TD="class: tools, align: right"]1 up, 5 down[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD][/TD] [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]A determined, magical, brave and super-sexy example of the species 'Realus Ladyus'- sometimes known as a Lady-Onyourarm and a Whoreinbedicus (a combined reference to the very rare lineage of this line). Legend tells us that, once met, this individual takes at least 15 years to mature fully, and then should be married, with all due haste, in order to properly release magical properties. Guaranteed to blow your mind, this fey creature is dangerous; having the fatal ability to suck the chrome off-of a trailer hitch. :biggrin: [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]
the value of a good chemistry education! mine centred around burning big loops of magnesium ribbon......
i never said anything about big the 'big I AM'... high social standing doesnt mean rich..it means a man who is respected and looked up to and has a strong, centered frame. Also a person who is non needy and unaffected by other peoples silly behaviour, or possesions..He's rowing his own boat so to speak. A man who is calm, witty, intelligent and has social proof (ie sociable and comfortable around people) has the attributes of an alpha male...This doesnt mean being a 6'4 bodybuilding millionaire. This is a mistake people often make. A man who posses alpha male characteristics could be 5'5 fat and bald, but because he displays these characterists will be more attractive than the boring adonis or arrogant millionaire. This arrogant or boring behaviour are not the attributes of an alpha male...a man who is capable of getting things done and who has a direction in life, is.
