Christ all fucking mighty. Davina McCall...She could lead a nation right into war, dressed like that. I would gladly crawl for four miles on my hands and knees, over broken glass, just to stick matchsticks in her shit....
Oops!... She felled over while putting up the Christmas decks and her dress fell off!...how unlucky can a girl get!?
I am prepared to live dangerously. But Rachel and Kelly That would be a dream...... Bugger, I've slipped into the dirty perv section, better leave quietly.