Hey @Technomad I didn't say I wouldn't do it I just said I wouldn't talk about it in that condescending way some of them like to do And yes I've met the aforementioned olde gitte on a flat twin some years ago at the Nurburgring on my GSXR750. After some training we were taking turns at leading the group on laps. When it came to the the turn of the old boy who looked like a coffin dodger on his beemer I thought this might be a sedate lap. FFS! It was one of the quickest laps of the day, turns out he had been doing training courses there 3 times a year for the last 20 years! @rotaxracer mmmm nice! Same colour as mine. What's the can?
Mivv high level, you can get a low level one for people that have panniers, sounds awesome! Pops and bangs on down changes in Dynamic mode even more but not too loud and still has the flap in the exhaust so over 50mph she's nice and quiet for touring! I have taken all of the metalwork off the back end because I don't need it and added the tailtidy, she looks similar to my old Mutley.
Hymen Intactus.......... Interesting developments with ze German. Keep it under your hats chaps and @Ducbird you might want to look away. It seems she hasn’t actually “been all the way” yet! Scarcely believable in this day and age I know but she is pre-loved and hymen intactus. How do I know this you ask? Thought I would check that everything’s ready for Le Grand Depart on Friday and was told yes she’s just having her tag removed. WHAAAAT! I exclaimed, she’s only 3 month’s old surely she hasn’t got an ASBO already? Far from it. The chap she’s been staying with up to now works for her parents and to prevent any hanky panky or him trying to play fast and loose with her she had a virtual chaperone. The chaperone would report back to Muzzer unt Farzer if any monkey business was going on, in which case he would be stripped naked and showered in a smelly brown substance with the chemical formula 5h1t. Well and good you might think but what if it makes her a bit nervous around the real life human chums and their more experienced fillies? Imagine the ribbing I’ll be in for if she lets on that we haven’t actually done it together yet? The Isle of Man is a fine place for the de-flowering but I’ve been contemplating how to play it and have reached a bit of a dilemma. Should I just get it over with? Heavy petting on the Cronk Y Voddy, foreplay down the bottom at Barregarrow, then try for a quick jump at Ballaugh. Or the more measured and perhaps romantic approach? Get the old juices flowing round the Gooseneck, stretch her legs a bit on the mountain mile and a final glorious consummation up the GlenCRUTCHerry Road. Or Wham Bam Thank You Mam and just bend her over at the Bungalow? On second thoughts the Bungalow is uncomfortably close to Windy Corner for this early in the relationship. Oohh I feel like a nervous 17 year old again so I need help! Now I know that many of you interweb types swap partners far more regularly than boring old me. In fact some you embark on brief encounters using PCP’s (Pay, Copulate, Piss-off). I eagerly await your advice. Toodle Pip! @Twin4me inspired by your post last night. I feel that due to the untimely demise of Benny Hill I missed out on a promising opportunity as a script writer on his show. Disclaimer: To those who are offended by this puerile and infantile rubbish I'm sorry but I've been a bit bored at work lately and hopefully normal service will be resumed next week, in the meantime remember other threads are available.
