As I say we're all cool now (my wife's mate moved in next door) - she had to call on my wife and a few others to clean/fumigate the house before they could even start to move in....the other family used to spend most of their lives bringing in takeouts from all around our area. This was proved by the fact that the cooker was unused - literally - looked like brand new. Most mornings he'd walk past our front window with lots of McDonalds breakfast's....Ironically when they moved not long after the local pizza takeaway shut down - probably coincidence but funny all the same....
Some years ago I had a neighbour who looked quite like this. Her mutt was always digging up my lawn etc. I got so frustrated that I went round whenever I could and took great pleasure in burying a bone in her front garden.
People are like chickens...... Fairly gregarious given enough space, food and freedom. Cram them too close together and they start to squabble and peck fecking great lumps out of one another!
An M79 and 7 or 8 40mm Grenades solves most problems with problematic neighbours. Well, it does here any way.
Hahaha, they give your position away to easily! Faaaaaaaarrrrrrtttt!!! My favourites at the moment are M203's or M79s to flush them out then EMRs to pick them off. The naughty boys that they are.