Definition of a Sport

Aren't we all forgetting about the ultimate electrifying contest of mettle and nerve? A fierce competition conducted in the crucible of unbridled, merciless aggression? The white heat of North Yorkshire Shove Ha'penny?

 

so is a jar of chicken tonight in my cupboard.
:wink:

 

are those 3 twists inside your budgie smugglers??

I always thought you were a fossil.

 

You do realise that a guy in a sequined jumpsuit pokes it with pins before they bump it off and put it in a jar? How could you???

 

I Know how to end bull Fighting once and for all. Place the bull in a full burqua. They wouldn't dare touch it then!

 

I feel rather sympathetic to the guys who work in abattoirs slaughtering cattle, since its a dreadful job but somebody has to do it.

If there were people who went down to an abattoir to kill animals or watch them being killed, not as a job but purely for pleasure on their days off, what would you think of them? I would think such people to be in sore need of psychiatric treatment, preferably in Broadmoor.

 

Or possibly religious fundamentalists..

 

@ Hippo - If you think there is no risk of death or serious injury involved in Rugby Union you obviously haven't watched the same games as I have !

 

As an aside - I would definitely consider inter-service mixed hockey to be a sport. I have two loose front teeth that can bear witness to it falling within my definition...

 

If she swallows, then she's a sport

 

if she can suck an orange through a hose pipe she's my bride to be.

 

Isn't it when the points aren't subjective - has to be won placed in fact - like a goal or crossing line first

But not on someone's opinion - like diving or ice skating

So it's not the style of gargling it's who can gargle the longest - I guess

 

Is that right?
Well, if you say so.

 

No, by your quote they are. Its a game by definition if you have "a game" of it. Football tennis, rugby, cricket, conkers, rounders, big game hunting...............GAMES.