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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Mar 31, 2015.

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  1. i guess thats "highly trained" for you.......
     
    #41 andyb, Apr 5, 2015
  2. spoken with a true air of superiority that only comes after"special training" and years of practice to perfect.
     
    #42 finm, Apr 5, 2015
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  3. Highly trained = the ability to impose order in chaotic and highly dynamic situations

    Not only do you have the ability to predict all likely outcomes of a situation, you can, through the power of positive thinking and smugness, prevent other motorists behaving in extremely unlikely ways.

    It's wonderful and I want that ability. I want it.

    :Bored:

    You may now commence the "circular reasoning" phase of the discussion.
     
    #43 Loz, Apr 5, 2015
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  4. aye, you have a way about you old man.:upyeah::smile:
     
    #44 finm, Apr 5, 2015
  5. Sod off scotchy, we're the same age aye :p
     
    #45 Loz, Apr 5, 2015
  6. Maybe it is the power of the moustache that all traffic police are for some reason compelled to have?
     
    #46 nuttsmutts, Apr 5, 2015
  7. It isn't the moustache, it is the training. And the smugness.

    Anyway where are you from? None of the traffic police I've met have had moustaches.
    Not even the ones that have kept up with me ;)
     
    #47 Loz, Apr 5, 2015
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  8. i will be,soon. the bikes oot the garage on the drive, and itchin to hit loch tay and lagan. just a few more articles to read in the daily bullshit to get my self pumpt then i'm aff.:upyeah:
     
    #48 finm, Apr 5, 2015
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  9. Loz: Kent, is it East Sussex or West that had this obsession with Guzzis at one point, or they did when I used to work alongside the traffic division some years ago.
     
    #49 nuttsmutts, Apr 5, 2015
  10. those that can do , those that cant tend to scoff...........now fook off!
     
    #50 andyb, Apr 5, 2015
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  11. I only once saw a police Guzzi, parked up at Bury Hill. Perhaps it was mainly East Sussex?

    Not sure, maybe there were loads of them in West Sussex ... I blame poor obs.
     
    #51 Loz, Apr 5, 2015
  12. Ooooh, did he getcha :Wideyed:
     
    #52 Exige, Apr 5, 2015
  13. sorry, i meant to say, now fook off and continue to ride in your uneducated shoit repetitive blind manner.....
     
    #53 andyb, Apr 5, 2015
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  14. spoken with true ignorance and nonfacts that only"special training" and years of practice can perfect. now fook off and dry yer eyes.:smile:
     
    #54 finm, Apr 5, 2015

  15. well pray tell me exactly what qualifications knowledge and experience you have to ride a bike on the road.....

    You dont even know you dont know you dont know!
     
    #55 andyb, Apr 5, 2015
  16. Bet you're psyched up for that ride now Fin? - go careful/have fun :smile:
     
    #56 Chris, Apr 5, 2015
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  17. dont see.. cant do...........just the bump at the end!:upyeah:
     
    #57 andyb, Apr 5, 2015
  18. Give it up, fin.

    Do you want to know why you don't know what it is you don't know? It's because you haven't had the training.

    Do you know why you haven't had the training? It's because you haven't had the training.

    And do you know why you haven't had the training? It's because ... :Bored:
     
    #58 Loz, Apr 5, 2015
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  19. no peace of paper can quantify natural ability and a willingness to survive. by natural ability i dont mean being able to wheelie down the duel carriageway while giving the local bobby the finger, i mean recognizing hazards in advance.and learning from your mistakes. you dont need "special training" to want to live.
     
    #59 finm, Apr 5, 2015
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  20. So fook all then....;)
     
    #60 andyb, Apr 5, 2015
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