Why is it that "wop" for an Eye-tie, or "frog" for a Frenchman seems perfectly normal banter, but the entire nation throws a fit if you term a take away Chinese meal as a "chinky"?
Yeah, and if you call the local corner shop owner a sister shagging terrorist bastard thief for short changing you be prepared for some serious rage. Dave used to be such a nice bloke too.
Mana San once stopped me leaving a bar with two young ladies and said I was a very bad man...."why you need two girl?....you very bad man". Does that count in this thread as a drunk purchase?
Well, just received a text to say it had been delivered - it hasn't. Went on to track the number in the first email and this came up: Historical status information for Parcel Number JD00 022 514 4401 2163 Status Date Time Signatory Branch Comments Delivered 30/12/14 14:38 MRS HALL SELBY SERVICE CENTRE Out for delivery 30/12/14 07:26 SELBY SERVICE CENTRE Arrived At Depot 30/12/14 04:44 SELBY SERVICE CENTRE Arrived At Depot 30/12/14 00:23 WEDNESBURY HUB Departed Depot 29/12/14 19:08 GLOUCESTER SERVICE CENTRE Parcel data received awaiting coll. 29/12/14 GLOUCESTER SERVICE CENTRE I have no idea who Mrs Hall is, or the Selby Service Centre, or indeed the sender: Gloucester Service Centre! I live in York. Very strange...