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Drunk Buying Anyone?

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by 1037sps, Dec 30, 2014.

  1. :Hungover:
     
  2. Dating site would be no problem. No body would look at me, I mean, just look at my cock.
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  3. It's called "Ski"ing....my mates dad has been doing it since the 80's
     
  4. Bought 3 sets of guitar strings on Christmas night on my iphone. Don't even have a guitar???
     
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  5. "Give me back my money you wops"
     
  6. Why is it that "wop" for an Eye-tie, or "frog" for a Frenchman seems perfectly normal banter, but the entire nation throws a fit if you term a take away Chinese meal as a "chinky"?
     
  7. Slant eyes annoys too but they call us round eye's :)
     
  8. Yeah, and if you call the local corner shop owner a sister shagging terrorist bastard thief for short changing you be prepared for some serious rage.
    Dave used to be such a nice bloke too.
     
  9. Mana San once stopped me leaving a bar with two young ladies and said I was a very bad man...."why you need two girl?....you very bad man".
    Does that count in this thread as a drunk purchase?
     
  10. Well, just received a text to say it had been delivered - it hasn't. Went on to track the number in the first email and this came up:

    Historical status information for Parcel Number JD00 022 514 4401 2163
    Status Date Time Signatory Branch Comments
    Delivered 30/12/14 14:38 MRS HALL SELBY SERVICE CENTRE
    Out for delivery 30/12/14 07:26 SELBY SERVICE CENTRE
    Arrived At Depot 30/12/14 04:44 SELBY SERVICE CENTRE
    Arrived At Depot 30/12/14 00:23 WEDNESBURY HUB
    Departed Depot 29/12/14 19:08 GLOUCESTER SERVICE CENTRE
    Parcel data received awaiting coll. 29/12/14 GLOUCESTER SERVICE CENTRE


    I have no idea who Mrs Hall is, or the Selby Service Centre, or indeed the sender: Gloucester Service Centre! I live in York.
    Very strange...
     
  11. Was it coming with Rudolf? ;)
     
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