Here are two of my all time favourites "That's a bottomless pit baby. Two and a half miles, straight down" from "The Abyss' - James Cameron SAS Officer: "It's Skellen" Col. Hadley: "They've found Skellen....is he alright" SAS Officer: "Yes" Skellen: "Fuck me lads, it's nice to be recognised" SAS: "Everything OK?" Skellen: "Yep. Anyone seen the girl?" SAS Officer: "Nope" Skellen: "OK boys I'll lead" from 'Who Dares Wins" - Euan Lloyd
The Naked Gun quotes. Frank: “Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes." ——— Ed: “What l'm trying to say is, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.” Frank: “Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that's only common sense.” ——— Frank: “Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.”
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus... just like me. Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
You don't need to follow anybody. You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals! (together) Yes we're all individuals!
Don't get me started - there was a time when I knew the script backwards! 'Only cos you wanna screw Steph!'
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
“The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.”
Carole: Hey, Goose, you big stud! Goose: That's me, honey. Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever. Goose: Show me the way home, honey.
"Call that a knife?" Crocodile Dundee "Don't tell him Pike!" Dad's Army "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" Gone with the wind "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Italian Job "It's for the common good" Hot Fuzz "I wouldn't go up there. It's really narrow" In Bruges
