Features In A Car

My astravan has got steel wheels.

 

I have a resident spider in mine

 

Gads, i make sure there are no spiders. It's a shaven haven.

 

Good job I didn't say furry dice and a pink steering wheel cover then

 

Climate control, lazy bastid gearbox (necessary to to being crippled) heated electric mirrors, leccy windows all round and speed sensitive steering and radio. I'm quite pleased that the red dash lights match the bodywork, too. Five valves per cylinder as well.

Bloody good car actually, it's very tidy, drives really well and reliable. £1250 well spent!

 

if you dont have one already. get one
New Seatbelt - Perfect For Backseat Drivers

 

I have 2 turbos.

 

I have a reversing camera on mine, sod all use in this weather cos' it gets too dirty about 100metres after I have washed the car. The only gadget I really want on a car is heated seats, don't care about air-con, park assist etc, that's just more to go wrong.

 

me to.

 

Oh, and Ford's fast deicer on the front windscreen, that's good.

 

Does it have batteries?
If so; it's not a torque wrench.

 

:Wideyed:

 

I got all excited at the word AirCon...then realised there was nothing for me here.

 

Wish they still made cars with pop up headlights.

 

My Mazda 3 has all that too
Two usb sockets
Bluetooth hands free or stream Iphone to stereo
and the obligatory fag lighter socket but no fag lighter the tight bastards,
50 mpg round town
£30 a yr road tax

 

My old 968 used to have them, proper round ones at that!

 

One for the kids

 

You lot are nutters!

 

My Saxo has an ashtray