I nearly hit a duraff once, fortunately his legs were so long I went straight under him.....just as my smug grin was visible I went head on into an elephant, was doing about 75mph. Fortunately his trunk was at such an angle I kinda slid up his nose and head and flew through the air landing on the back of a zebra. I tell ya, you get all sorts on the M5 on a Friday night......be safe out there guys and beware anyone building an Ark near the road side......
