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Frickin Owls!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by RadiheadR6, Aug 20, 2013.

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  1. 'Tis all kingfishers round 'ere. Feckin' noisy bastards:mad:
     
    #21 figaro, Aug 20, 2013
  2. Are they?!.. Didn't realise they were noisy! I really like kingfishers... No idea why. Have done since I was a kid, although we never had any when I was growing up on the Isle of Wight...
     
    #22 RadiheadR6, Aug 20, 2013
  3. They snap their beaks loudly. Incessantly. The utter bastards.
     
    #23 figaro, Aug 20, 2013
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  4. Used to work as a postman, and had a crested grebe fly past my head and crash into a window of a house I delivered to once... Had the said owners of the house accusing me of all sorts till I showed them the bird... Poor facker didn't last long!
     
    #24 RadiheadR6, Aug 20, 2013
  5. Just thought of a great owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
     
    #25 El Toro, Aug 20, 2013
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  6. What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?

    A cock that stays up all night.
     
    #26 El Toro, Aug 20, 2013
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  7. Owls don't make love in the rain.

    Apparently it's too wet to woo...
     
    #27 El Toro, Aug 20, 2013
  8. WTF?... Spill the beans already!
     
    #28 RadiheadR6, Aug 20, 2013
  9. Owls really are clever and wise. I just asked one what 235 times 12 was and he said 2820.
     
    #29 El Toro, Aug 20, 2013
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  10. that's already been done!
     
    #30 RadiheadR6, Aug 20, 2013

  11. omg!
     
    #31 XxAnthxX, Aug 20, 2013
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  12. I cut an owls vocal chords the other day....

    It didn't give a hoot.
     
    #32 El Toro, Aug 20, 2013
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  13. Two Owls playing pool....

    First owl takes his shot and fouls as his wing brushes against a ball. Being an honest owl he say's to his mate "Two hits"

    The second owl replies "Two hits To Who?"
     
    #33 El Toro, Aug 20, 2013
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  14. will give you that one... Feckin funny!!
     
    #34 RadiheadR6, Aug 20, 2013
  15. Don't encourage him FFS....he doesn't need any encouragement ;-)
     
    #35 XxAnthxX, Aug 20, 2013
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  16. An Owl walks into a bar with his mate. Orders a couple of beers, but as the pub was noisy, the barman asks 'so that's one beer?', Owl says, no you twit, that's two!
     
    #36 RadiheadR6, Aug 20, 2013
  17. Ah!
     
    #37 RadiheadR6, Aug 20, 2013
  18. Whoosh!!

     
    #38 El Toro, Aug 20, 2013
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  19. Alright! I fooked up!... Trying to work, but being distracted for some reason!...:smile:
     
    #39 RadiheadR6, Aug 20, 2013
  20. you want to hear the magpies in our garden,noisey barstewards.
     
    #40 idrinkbeer, Aug 20, 2013
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