Ran out of anusol today. Mixed some salad cream with chopped Trinidad moruga scorpion, and applied generously to the affected area. Worked a treat.
Always apply sans salad cream & with a good, stiff wire brush. You may use an orbital sander if you are feeling decadent.
Update on the fiery chilli fudge: Both wife & eldest daughter shared a chunk of the stuff after cutting it in half. They both spat it out & ran for the kitchen to grab cold drinks. The fudge wasn't wasted as our labradors were on it quick as a flash & both dispatched a discarded piece in short order. The only remaining issue is that I thought I would enjoy the remaining bags to myself, but the dogs now have a taste for it & keep pestering me. The greedy buggers were also in close attendance whilst I enjoyed a lamb garlic chilli curry last night....
The OH brought some nagas home from work, one of his colleagues grows them. We fried them up to go with some scallops and it was like the kitchen had been hit with tear gas bastard things!