Glass half full or glass half empty?

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist

While you guys were busy arguing about the water in the glass I drank it

Sincerely
The Opportunist

 

I took it .
Sincerely.
The Rapist.

 

Fuck off big nose!

 

True .....
Maybe I'm half cut ?

 

over half full with pleasurable top ups occasionally

beer glass is a different matter

 

In my mind its half empty, why because when I was born it was full and for every year I've got older the glass line got lower, but I don't worry because as it gets lower i get older and as I get older i find life gets slower so.............

 

I'm a pessimistic optimist

i'm hoping somebody will give me a glass but they probably won't

 

Ahh ha but what is it filled with.......maybe its filled with gravel........or maybe blood.....Bill Bailey

I am an engineer so obviously the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
I am also 51 so I have drunk most of it, can I have some more...?

 

Life is a numbers game. The secret is to have multiple glasses. Some of them may be completely empty, others brim full.

 

My bar tab's big enough with just the one glass, thankyou:frown:

 

Beat me to it :tongue:

Optimist = Glass is half full
Pessimist = Glass is half empty
Engineer = Glass is twice as big as it needs to be

As I'm also an Engineer, at the moment I'm looking for a bigger glass.