God you're right! A couple of beers, a glass or two of wine - the haiku seems to compose itself in a few seconds. But wrong. OK I'll do it right now: Master of Haiku Peter knows a thing or two Third line came up short
I realised this once I had gone to bed (and you were under the impression that no thought at all goes into this!) So it should be: Phil's no mate of mine Insistently whispering [for it it more insistent than seductive. Seductive I can handle - it's the insistency I don't like] He means me no good Could be too abstruse that way, though in a cig-smoking thread, maybe comprehensible.