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Haiku

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Pete1950, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. One round pastry case
    Apples cinnamon sugar
    Hey presto! A tart!
     
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  2. Electricity
    Extortionate monthly bills
    Shafted without grease.
     
  3. Rage O rage shall I
    At the dying of the light?
    Or use a candle.
     
  4. Make up done with bright red lipstick
    Sexy lingerie with crotchless panties
    Hey presto! Another tart!
     
  5. OK ET, try this:

    Red lipstick make up
    Sexy lingerie, hot pants
    Hey, another tart!
     
  6. Pete - I'm honestly not that bothered :wink:
     
  7. Someone suggests a theme, I try and turn it into a Haiku. Not claiming it's a good one but always willing to have a go, whether you're bothered or not. Thanks for the suggestion.
     
  8. You're welcome. :smile:
     
  9. Surely about time
    For another poor Haiku
    I've been missing them
     
  10. Yet more Yankee crap
    Spews from the television
    The bookshelf beckons
     
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  11. Uneventful day
    'Till car bumper interface
    Now insurance claims
     
  12. Obama Romney
    Too cool versus smarmy fool
    Keeping fingers crossed
     
  13. Haiku, it's a start
    Could evolve into something
    One day I could sing
     
  14. Romney Obama
    Smarmy tool versus cool dude
    Fingers and toes crossed.

     
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  15. Result! Uncrossed now.
    Cool dude wins, smarmy tool out.
    We can breathe easy.
     
  16. New old president
    The worst has been avoided
    Business as usual
     
  17. Welcoming people
    Agressive military
    US paradox
     
  18. Soft snowflakes drift deep
    Hard lake skaters pirouette
    Great time for bike rides
     
  19. Destroyer of worlds
    Hiroshima atom bomb
    I am become death
     
  20. Malls pointlessly huge
    Supersized everything
    Orlando FL
     
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